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"I am only human, although I regret it."

"To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."

"I drink to make other people more interesting."

"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left."

"Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed."

"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."

"Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad."

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."

"When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic."

"The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."