"You can stay but your clothes must go."
"Okay I'll come in for one drink and maybe sex but that's it."
"Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off."
"Morning sex� Proven to be more effective than coffee."
"The key to a great marriage � keep the fights clean and the sex dirty."
"A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both."
"Naked cuddles are the best cuddles."
"Break my bed, not my heart."
"I want to forget my name while I'm busy moaning yours."
"You can't ruin friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles."
"I swear to you I won't stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name."
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