Bad Bitch Quotes

"Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off."

"Morning sex� Proven to be more effective than coffee."

"The key to a great marriage � keep the fights clean and the sex dirty."

"A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both."

"Okay I'll come in for one drink and maybe sex but that's it."

"You can stay but your clothes must go."

"Naked cuddles are the best cuddles."

"You can't ruin friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles."

"I want to forget my name while I'm busy moaning yours."

"I swear to you I won't stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name."

"Break my bed, not my heart."