"It's like algebra�why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can't you just go fuck yourself?"
"Fuck Lemony Snicket, what a serious of unfortunate events you fuckin been through you ugly fuck."
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams!"
"Pitter patter, let's get at �er."
"Oh, come on, kitten. I won't tell anyone."
"If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I'd be The Fat in the Hat."
"I wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud."
"Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?"