Coffee Quotes

"A yawn is a silent scream for coffee."

"Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we feel 107."

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons."

"I have my morning coffee for two reasons. One, to kick start my brain, but number two, and more importantly, to jump start my colon."

"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."

"I like my coffee black and my mornings bright."

"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."

"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."

"My mornings are not the same without you... my coffee."

"Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever."

"I'll have a side of beach with my morning coffee."

"Armed with coffee, contour and confidence."

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."

"Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other."

"How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!"

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