Freaky Quotes for Him

"Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday."

"Your face would look better between my legs."

"I swear to God I won't stop until you're shaking."

"Lets be naked under a tree and make love with our minds free."

"I want your sweat on me."

"Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me."

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

"Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor."

"Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right."

"I always seem to end up on top.. or under you."

"Let's do it till we break the bed."

"Making you horny and making you smile are my two favourite things."

"I have a lot of sex with you in my head."

"You can stay but your clothes must go."

"Okay I'll come in for one drink and maybe sex but that's it."

"Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off."

"Morning sex� Proven to be more effective than coffee."

"The key to a great marriage � keep the fights clean and the sex dirty."

"A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both."

"Naked cuddles are the best cuddles."

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