Funny Quotes
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"The road to success is always under construction."
"If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
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"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
"If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
