"A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you won't get anywhere till you change it."
"Always wear your invisible crown."
"An apple a day will keep just about anyone away if you throw it hard enough."
"Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down."
"Be as picky with men, as you are with selfies."
"Beauty is only skin deep. Attitude is down to the bone."
"Better to be strong than pretty and useless."
"Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other."
"Don't be a slave in heaven. Be a king of hell."
"Hope you look beautiful today, but not as pretty as me."
"I am the greatest, I said that even before I was."
"I don't have haters, just fans in denial."
"I don't snore. I dream I'm a motorcycle."
"I let my haters be my motivators."
"I will either find a way or make one."
"If life gives you lemons, add vodka and have a party!"
"I wasn't made to fall in line"
"I want to see what happens if I don't give up"
"Always better together"
"We go together like coffee and donuts"
"Don't watch the clock. Do what it does: Keep going"
"Catch flights, not Feelings."
"The yin to my yang"
"Working like a boss"
"Make more moves and less announcements"
"We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes"