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"A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you won't get anywhere till you change it."
"Always wear your invisible crown."
"An apple a day will keep just about anyone away if you throw it hard enough."
"Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down."
"Be as picky with men, as you are with selfies."
"Beauty is only skin deep. Attitude is down to the bone."
"Better to be strong than pretty and useless."
"Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other."
"Don't be a slave in heaven. Be a king of hell."
"Hope you look beautiful today, but not as pretty as me."
"I am the greatest, I said that even before I was."
"I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem."
"I don't have an attitude!! I have a personality you can't handle!!"
"I don't have haters, just fans in denial."
"I don't snore. I dream I'm a motorcycle."
"I let my haters be my motivators."
"I will either find a way or make one."
"If life gives you lemons, add vodka and have a party!"
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"Beauty is only skin deep. Attitude is down to the bone."
"We go together like eyebrows"
"When you are Downie, eat a brownie."
"I don't snore. I dream I'm a motorcycle."
"Take the risk or lose the chance"
"The peanut butter to my jelly"
"We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes"
"If not now, then when? If not you, then who?"
"I like you because you join in with my weirdness"
