Jokes

"Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? It's always 90 degrees."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."

"Q: Where did the vampire college student go clothes shopping? Forever 21"

"Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? He wanted to see time fly."

"Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!"

"Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet? A desserter."

"Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation? Expla-nation."

"Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? Because he was a paleontologist."

"Meet my coworker, the Boy Who Cried ASAP."

"I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up ... they have no holidays."

"Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus."

"A perfectionist walked into a bar...apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough."