Sassy Quotes
"Life isn't perfect but your outfit can be."
"I ain't fuckin reserved..yo bitches be ready to serve."
"A sass a day keeps the basics away."
"Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead."
"Don't stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts."
"If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring."
"Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parent's job."
"I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do."
"Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Strong alone, unstoppable together."
"You're not gonna tell me who I am. I'm gonna tell you who I am."
"You're a bad idea but I like bad ideas."
"I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm the coach."
"I know looks aren't everything, but I have them just in case."
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"You're not gonna tell me who I am. I'm gonna tell you who I am."
"I'm as single as a dollar and I'm not looking for a change."
"She was simple like quantum physics."
"You look like something I drew with my left hand."
"Make difficulty look easy. Make impossible look cute."
"I know looks aren't everything, but I have them just in case."
"If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring."
"Life isn't perfect but your outfit can be."
"Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your d*ck."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parent's job."
