Sassy Quotes

"Life isn't perfect but your outfit can be."

"I ain't fuckin reserved..yo bitches be ready to serve."

"A sass a day keeps the basics away."

"Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead."

"Don't stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts."

"If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring."

"Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures."

"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parent's job."

"I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any."

"I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do."

"Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be."

"I'm not mean, I'm just brutally honest. It's not my fault that truth hurts. Here's a band-aid."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?"

"Strong alone, unstoppable together."

"You're not gonna tell me who I am. I'm gonna tell you who I am."

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

"You're a bad idea but I like bad ideas."

"I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm the coach."

"I know looks aren't everything, but I have them just in case."

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